Hört talas om Larry? Heard about Larry?
Det är ett förfärligt tjatande kanske, men nu kom det ett nytt mail till Syd (aktiv kille den där Syd...)
Subject: Mail to Syd: LARRY MAY BECOME MY NEW FAVORITE !!!]
A new teacher was trying to make use of
her psychology courses. She started her
class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks
they're stupid, stand up!' After a few
seconds, Little Larry stood up. The
teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid,
Larry?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you
standing there all by yourself!'
Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do
you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make
myself beautiful,' said his mother, who
then began removing the cream with a
tissue. 'What's the matter, asked Larry
'Giving up?'
The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class. She called on
him and said, 'Larry! What are 2 and 4 and
28 and 44?' Larry quickly replied, 'NBC,
FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'
Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where
they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin
board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One
of the youngsters pointed to a picture and
asked if it really was the photo of a
wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman.
'The detectives want very badly to capture
him. Larry asked, "Why didn't you keep him
when you took his picture ? "
Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved
from horse to horse, running his hands up
and down the horse's legs and rump, and
chest. After a few minutes, Larry asked,
'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father
replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses,
I have to make sure that they are healthy
and in good shape before I buy. Larry,
looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the
UPS guy wants to buy Mom ....'
If this brightened your day, don't let it
stop here. Pass it on with a smile. Keep
spreading the cheer! Pass on to your
friends!
Och det var precis det Syd gjorde! :)
Nu är ju ovanstående ganska snälla små historier, tro nu inte att Syd gått och blivit någon "mjukis" bara! Watch up folks!
